Not Content With Just Lovers, Virginia Opens its Doors to Haters Too

Richmond, VA— In a move reflecting the times, Virginia tourism is seeking to to win the hearts and minds of a new audience full of piss and vinegar.

“Being for lovers has had its perks,” noted former blackface wearer (and current Virginia Governor) Ralph Northam. But we see no reason to sideline the majority of the population who are happiest when bitching and moaning.”

The move is seen as an opportunity to be a vacation destination for a multitude of personas that have flourished in the age of the Internet.

“We first thought we’d go after the bored basement troll,” continued Northam. “But we never anticipated we’d be so appealing to a broad swathe of grammar nazis, know-nothing blowhards, and self-loathing agitators.”

It’s symptomatic of a the increasing zeitgeist among tourists, who have embraced the art of the gripe.

“People feel strongly that they shouldn’t have to fawn enthusiasm over like a mediocre experience,” said Virginia Tourism chief Vance Gasquet. “Which I can understand, this isn’t North Korea.”

More to come.