Ellen Thankful Peak Twitter Never Saw Her FroYo Dates With Gaddafi
Los Angeles, CA — One of the hottest topics on social media this past week, emerged during the Dallas Cowboys latest home game, where cameras showed comedian, Ellen DeGeneres, sharing a laugh with a former leader of the free world, George W Bush.
Many choose to remember W as a war criminal President, who wrongly imprisoned and tortured scores of middle easterners, after starting a war in Iraq under false pretenses. Those who saw the presidency as an utter disgrace, were hurt to see their liberal hero, Ellen, be so chummy with someone who could commit so many atrocities.
Yesterday, the DW caught up with DeGeneres, who expressed her relief over the fact that no one ever posted about her frequent chit chats with the departed Libyan dictator, Muammar Gaddafi.
DeGeneres, met the hated dictator sometime in the early 00s on a trip to Morocco, where the two formed a bond over their shared “guilty pleasure” for cheesy American action movies from the 1980s.
“Muammar went deep on the plight of John McClane. He was so impressed with the resiliency of the American hero, up against an evil German terrorist,” DeGeneres said in her sit down chat with fellow gay person, Anderson Cooper. She then said, “He’d often use that famous catchphrase, ‘Yippe Ki Yay,’ when talking about about his personal accomplishments.”
However, in this era of wokeness, such a friendship would never be approved in the court of public opinion. Fortunately for Ellen’s sake, much less the people of Libya, Gaddafi met his grisly end back in 2011, causing a country of oppressed people to gain back what they seemingly never had, and Ellen to seek new company, while indulging in her favorite ice cold dessert.
Now, it seems like Ellen will have to seek new company at Dallas Cowboys games as well. Perhaps Jerry Jones has connections to some more wholesome friends that he can pair with the famed talk show host, because he’s a nice, honest man.
Many choose to remember W as a war criminal President, who wrongly imprisoned and tortured scores of middle easterners, after starting a war in Iraq under false pretenses. Those who saw the presidency as an utter disgrace, were hurt to see their liberal hero, Ellen, be so chummy with someone who could commit so many atrocities.
Yesterday, the DW caught up with DeGeneres, who expressed her relief over the fact that no one ever posted about her frequent chit chats with the departed Libyan dictator, Muammar Gaddafi.
DeGeneres, met the hated dictator sometime in the early 00s on a trip to Morocco, where the two formed a bond over their shared “guilty pleasure” for cheesy American action movies from the 1980s.
“Muammar went deep on the plight of John McClane. He was so impressed with the resiliency of the American hero, up against an evil German terrorist,” DeGeneres said in her sit down chat with fellow gay person, Anderson Cooper. She then said, “He’d often use that famous catchphrase, ‘Yippe Ki Yay,’ when talking about about his personal accomplishments.”
However, in this era of wokeness, such a friendship would never be approved in the court of public opinion. Fortunately for Ellen’s sake, much less the people of Libya, Gaddafi met his grisly end back in 2011, causing a country of oppressed people to gain back what they seemingly never had, and Ellen to seek new company, while indulging in her favorite ice cold dessert.
Now, it seems like Ellen will have to seek new company at Dallas Cowboys games as well. Perhaps Jerry Jones has connections to some more wholesome friends that he can pair with the famed talk show host, because he’s a nice, honest man.
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