Man Proud to Announce Hydro Flask Full of Fresh Water With Epic LinkedIn Post
Austin, Texas — Last Tuesday at Signpost in Austin, a digital advertising company, turned out to be a day of monumental achievement for a least one low level employee. Recent UT alumni and intern, Aarav Patel, was so proud to make an announcement to his 152 connections on LinkedIn, he nearly forgot to complete his necessary stable of appropriate hashtags.
“I’m proud to announce…” read the lede of Patel’s massive info drop on the professional social network. And, what came next surprised and delighted us all. The master Sales Representative in training, just emerged from the company kitchen with a metal bottle full of that invigorating life force we’ve all come to know and love as, water.
Patel, made his first announcement on LinkedIn, last fall. His post was about how he graduated from the University of Texas one semester early. His intention was to let his then meager professional network know that he had begun dipping his toes in the ranks of the employed, with an internship at Signpost, based in New York but with an office in Austin. He received such a truckload of good vibes, through likes and positive comments, that he grew convinced he’d need to make even more announcements announcements down the road.
Flash forward a few months later to now, and Patel can’t help himself while walking out of the kitchen, but to brag about his hydration efforts, something too many of us truly forget to do.
Patel’s success with his hydrogen laden post, not only whetted the appetite of his digital audience, but served as the motivation he needed to start posting about his many accomplishments in his day-to-day life.
“The sky’s the limit, really,” Patel bragged, when asked about his plans to continue his rapid elevation of social currency. Next on the horizon for his LinkedIn feed? “This weekend, I’m going to ‘Marie Kondo’ my apartment. I can’t wait. And, I especially can’t wait to let everyone know about the amazing opportunity. It’ll be amazing to share that great experience with the world.”
And, that’s the conclusion to this story for now, but don’t feel like the curtains have closed on your personal entertainment. You, dear reader, can hitch a ride to this riveting rollercoaster of action yourself and perhaps learn a few things along the way. Just simply follow Mr. Patel on LinkedIn, or better toss him a friend request. He’s always in need of another audience member.
“I’m proud to announce…” read the lede of Patel’s massive info drop on the professional social network. And, what came next surprised and delighted us all. The master Sales Representative in training, just emerged from the company kitchen with a metal bottle full of that invigorating life force we’ve all come to know and love as, water.
Patel, made his first announcement on LinkedIn, last fall. His post was about how he graduated from the University of Texas one semester early. His intention was to let his then meager professional network know that he had begun dipping his toes in the ranks of the employed, with an internship at Signpost, based in New York but with an office in Austin. He received such a truckload of good vibes, through likes and positive comments, that he grew convinced he’d need to make even more announcements announcements down the road.
Flash forward a few months later to now, and Patel can’t help himself while walking out of the kitchen, but to brag about his hydration efforts, something too many of us truly forget to do.
Patel’s success with his hydrogen laden post, not only whetted the appetite of his digital audience, but served as the motivation he needed to start posting about his many accomplishments in his day-to-day life.
“The sky’s the limit, really,” Patel bragged, when asked about his plans to continue his rapid elevation of social currency. Next on the horizon for his LinkedIn feed? “This weekend, I’m going to ‘Marie Kondo’ my apartment. I can’t wait. And, I especially can’t wait to let everyone know about the amazing opportunity. It’ll be amazing to share that great experience with the world.”
And, that’s the conclusion to this story for now, but don’t feel like the curtains have closed on your personal entertainment. You, dear reader, can hitch a ride to this riveting rollercoaster of action yourself and perhaps learn a few things along the way. Just simply follow Mr. Patel on LinkedIn, or better toss him a friend request. He’s always in need of another audience member.
