Office Replaces Casual Fridays with Blue Man Group Tuesdays

Morris Plains, New Jersey – In a highly lauded move, New Jersey conglomerate Honeywell has offered employees the chance to dress on Tuesdays as subversive mute performance troop, Blue Man Group, as opposed to in conventional work clothes. 

The move comes as non financial “work perks” are gaining steam as a chance for employers to set their companies apart in the war on talent.

Honeywell Assistant Vice President (Resins & Chemicals) Chase Tackleberry, has been a vocal supporter of the move, “Perks have become passé. Snacks and Lacroix are so 2015. I’m glad to see leadership is providing a platform for us to role play in the founding ethos of of Blue Man Group, which involved a street procession featuring a burning Rambo doll and a piece of the Berlin Wall.” 

Leadership has already seen it as a stepping point to further workplace creative expression. Company CEO Russell McCann sees the move as a gateway to greater sartorial (and seemingly, hedonistic) freedom, “Most corporate initiatives in the office like trust falls and slack channels are totally lame, we feel “cosplay in cubicles” is an idea whose time has come.”